fuckingblacksabbath:

awastrelmescalined:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

#im not saying its aliens #but

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We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

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gallifreyan-wings:

sentrysticks:

Cover of the original unaired pilot of Sherlock

You’re welcome

OMG SCREAMING

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doctorwho:

Eleven.

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youarefuckingmajestic:

DON’T EVER ASK ANYONE IF YOU LOOK OKAY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC. EVEN AT 5AM WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AND CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE AND YOU’VE GOT PILLOW CREASES ON YOUR FACE, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE OUT AND YOUR TOP IS DIRTY AND DOESN’T MATCH YOUR PANTS, EVEN WHEN YOUR DRINK IS DOWN YOUR TOP AND YOUR MAKE UP ACROSS YOUR FACE.

100% FUCKING MAJESTIC

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princesscoconut:

god are you there I just ate 14 bowls of cereal help me

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paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

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